Hello There,
I’m your Other Father. Didn’t know you had an Other Father? Everyone does. It’s natural! I can be whatever you need. In our other world, Mother will make you a home where everything is right. You’ll eat the best dinners ever believe me I know! Always get service with a smile. Meet neighbors who aim to please. With talented rodents that entertain. And witness gardens that bloom on command.
Trust me. This is a world exactly as you’ve wished for.
Perhaps you’re wondering how to get this dream-come-true. What would it take? Turns out, just a bit of needle and thread, so sharp, you won’t feel a thing.
Hello every body I’m your Other Father I’m on here with Mother! Feel free to come talk to me! (Ha-ha that rimes!) I promise I can be the best father you could ever wish for!
Love,
Your Other Father